He: So what're you doing your research on?
She: I'm studying the gender differences in stress and coping patterns of cancer patients. You?
He: I just submitted my thesis on neuroimaging of the brain's..(blah, blah).
(Remind me Never to sound any cleverer than I am.)
---
She (looking elsewhere): So, how's it all going on?
She (looking into space): Pretty alright, very busy. What about you?
She (looking at her watch): Same here. Been quite busy.
She (looking at her palm): Hmm.
(Conversations after hearts have been burned.)
---
She: Walk slow! I have short legs and small feet.
He: Oh yeah. (Gets down on all fours and crawls)
(Note to self: Laugh not so loudly in empty streets - that too at yourself!)
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He 1: So did you cook all this before?
She: Not really. The rice I have cooked but the rest has been my first time.
He 2: Then you did a good job at faking to be a cook!
(See. I wasn't joking when I said I cook delicious!!)
---
He: I can meet you later on and help you with this.
She: Maybe you could brief me up now?
He: I could, but there's more to talk of. Are you free later on?
She: I am. But are you busy now?
He (looking around): Umm. Let's meet for coffee later and I'll discuss it.
She: Well, I don't drink coffee actually.
(Yes. I am still stupid around cute guys.)
---
She: I love howt chhokchholayte.
She: Huh?
She: You know? Howt chhokchholayte.
She: Howt? What's that?
She: Brown drink? Very howt. You don't know?
She: I know many brown drinks. But I don't know which brown drink are you talking about!
She: Come here. This (points at the vending machine)
She: Ohhh. Hot Chocolate.
(Say it after me - Hot Chocolate.)
---
She: So where do you stay when you go up to meet your girlfriend?
He: I stay at her place. Her family loves me to bits, so it's great. And I'm luckier than normal.
She: How so?
He: Her mother works in the local pub so I get all my drinks for free.
She: You lucky bitch!!
(Why don't I get a boyfriend whose mother works in the local pub and gets me my free drinks!?)
She: I'm studying the gender differences in stress and coping patterns of cancer patients. You?
He: I just submitted my thesis on neuroimaging of the brain's..(blah, blah).
(Remind me Never to sound any cleverer than I am.)
---
She (looking elsewhere): So, how's it all going on?
She (looking into space): Pretty alright, very busy. What about you?
She (looking at her watch): Same here. Been quite busy.
She (looking at her palm): Hmm.
(Conversations after hearts have been burned.)
---
She: Walk slow! I have short legs and small feet.
He: Oh yeah. (Gets down on all fours and crawls)
(Note to self: Laugh not so loudly in empty streets - that too at yourself!)
---
He 1: So did you cook all this before?
She: Not really. The rice I have cooked but the rest has been my first time.
He 2: Then you did a good job at faking to be a cook!
(See. I wasn't joking when I said I cook delicious!!)
---
He: I can meet you later on and help you with this.
She: Maybe you could brief me up now?
He: I could, but there's more to talk of. Are you free later on?
She: I am. But are you busy now?
He (looking around): Umm. Let's meet for coffee later and I'll discuss it.
She: Well, I don't drink coffee actually.
(Yes. I am still stupid around cute guys.)
---
She: I love howt chhokchholayte.
She: Huh?
She: You know? Howt chhokchholayte.
She: Howt? What's that?
She: Brown drink? Very howt. You don't know?
She: I know many brown drinks. But I don't know which brown drink are you talking about!
She: Come here. This (points at the vending machine)
She: Ohhh. Hot Chocolate.
(Say it after me - Hot Chocolate.)
---
She: So where do you stay when you go up to meet your girlfriend?
He: I stay at her place. Her family loves me to bits, so it's great. And I'm luckier than normal.
She: How so?
He: Her mother works in the local pub so I get all my drinks for free.
She: You lucky bitch!!
(Why don't I get a boyfriend whose mother works in the local pub and gets me my free drinks!?)
13 comments:
Very interesting excerpts. I can imagine all these scenes playing in my head.
crawling on the floor is an ROTFL. Cool ones.
Haha.. sometimes we all really get dense around cute guys, isnt it? I guess its coz they are so few of them, we dont get to practice the situation much :D
Hehe! Good ones! Nice li'l anecdotes. You don't usually do humour! :D
Hi, This is very nice, ur blog ...
I see ur in UK? We are planning a UK blog meet :)
Thanks for visiting my poetry blog (http://purpleblueandorange.blogspot.com) - I replied to ur comment (finally) - I'm so sorry for the delay :)
Take care,
Prerona.
wonderfully put with humour :)
lmao!
see. the bad bit about having a boy friend whose mom works at the local pub, is that you can't bitch about him when she's looking over your shoulders.
.:A:. - *grin*
:-) - You bet. You should've seen me laugh, it was so much that my laugh became a cackle!
Casablanca - Hehe! Unfortunately, I come across many and I'm always stupid. Ask Smiley, he'll tell you how hard I tried not to be a goof-up around him and how terribly I failed!!
Phoenix Rises - I don't do humor!? Have no not seen me in person!! I shall have to take that as an offense!!
Prerona - Thanks and welcome here :) I did leave a comment on your blog. Hopefully, I can attend the bloggers meet. Although, I live down south and you north!!
EUPHORIC DREAMZ - Thanks and welcome!
Sita - Well. For all that you know she's the one I'm bitching TO!
hey! who's the he? i'm desperately looking for someone who's working in that field for some advice ...
Prerona - Which he? There're so many that I've talked of!! I think you're talking of guy no.1, though. Umm, I can get you his email id after talking to him, drop me an email so I have yours!
aha indeed! keep them coming:-)
yeah. will do. dont u get it from the comments?
wandering dervish - Surely! I'm def gonna make a fool of myself soon enough to put up some more instances of that!
Prerona - Umm. Nope. I see no email id of yours. But you can find mine easily on my profile. My friend's not here right now, but once he gets back I'll talk to him and let you know. If you tell me what is it that you want etc, I myself can help a bit. If you want, that is!
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