Some of the conversations I had with the important people in my life.
She: So when're you planning to kick me out?
He: Baby..!!!
[Don't blame me for being matter-of-fact!!]
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She: So, Bosco, do you love me?
He: Woof!
[See. I told you he loves me.]
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She 1: Mamma (paternal grandmother) you're so short.
She 2: I'm just a bit shorter than you.
She 1: Excuse me? Atleast I look human, not like a mouse!
She 2: Please. You were always a mouse-like person. It's lucky that you became fairer, grew breasts and tweeze your eyebrows - atleast now you look something like a girl.
[Yes, I've got some blatantly honest oldies sitting at home just now.]
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She 1: M, what the hell is this stuff?
She 2: Amma, this is called cheese on toast. I put some cheese on top of tomatoes, onions and sprinkled a bit of oregano and threw it in the grill. That's my staple diet. Don't you feel bad for your only daughter who eats such horribly little food?
She 1 [look of utter disdain]: Now I know why you put on weight.
[Ladies and Gentlemen. My mother.]
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She: Okay, write something like 1000 bucks in your accounts book, okay? I don't have time to write it.
He: !@$#@%#$%^$^%
She: Huh?
He: But you took some money yesterday too.
She: So?
He: !@$@#$%#%#%^%
She: Look. Need I always explain these things to you? I'm your only kid, it's such simple logic. Come on, nanna!
[I'm Daddy's little girl.]
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She: When're you coming down to see me?
He: 11th.
She: When're you leaving?
He: 18th.
She: Oh. So you're here for my birthday?
He: I wanted to suprise you about that, actually.
[Uh. He's so unbearably smart, I tell you.]
She: So when're you planning to kick me out?
He: Baby..!!!
[Don't blame me for being matter-of-fact!!]
---
She: So, Bosco, do you love me?
He: Woof!
[See. I told you he loves me.]
---
She 1: Mamma (paternal grandmother) you're so short.
She 2: I'm just a bit shorter than you.
She 1: Excuse me? Atleast I look human, not like a mouse!
She 2: Please. You were always a mouse-like person. It's lucky that you became fairer, grew breasts and tweeze your eyebrows - atleast now you look something like a girl.
[Yes, I've got some blatantly honest oldies sitting at home just now.]
---
She 1: M, what the hell is this stuff?
She 2: Amma, this is called cheese on toast. I put some cheese on top of tomatoes, onions and sprinkled a bit of oregano and threw it in the grill. That's my staple diet. Don't you feel bad for your only daughter who eats such horribly little food?
She 1 [look of utter disdain]: Now I know why you put on weight.
[Ladies and Gentlemen. My mother.]
---
She: Okay, write something like 1000 bucks in your accounts book, okay? I don't have time to write it.
He: !@$#@%#$%^$^%
She: Huh?
He: But you took some money yesterday too.
She: So?
He: !@$@#$%#%#%^%
She: Look. Need I always explain these things to you? I'm your only kid, it's such simple logic. Come on, nanna!
[I'm Daddy's little girl.]
---
She: When're you coming down to see me?
He: 11th.
She: When're you leaving?
He: 18th.
She: Oh. So you're here for my birthday?
He: I wanted to suprise you about that, actually.
[Uh. He's so unbearably smart, I tell you.]
10 comments:
LOL! that's humorous and honest and heartwarming. hey, look, all Hs! =)
Wow. Wonderful post. :-)
Hehehehe... I love the way you make these conversations sound so hilarious!
Awesome.
Oops, above anonymous was moi :)
I read some of your posts of the recent past.
It is not fair that you write so well, still.
:-)
i cum blood.
addicted to vaginal skin.
do/are u ?
Hey! That was a fun read! Hehe!!
transience - :) Thanks! I like your flash pics, btw.
Smiley - I knew you'd like it :))
Casablanca - *grin* Thanks. I've always thought that there's more truth in these kind of funny conversations.
Non-Sensei - LOL! What the hell, man. As if my writing's supp to deteriorate with time!! :p
Phoenix Rises - :)
Hehehe, these conversations are funny :]
warm n funny. thanks for helping me smile one more time today :o)
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