She 1: While the parents are alive, the children do not have to worry about promises made to God..you know, vows - we will take care of that.
She 2: But Amma, that's my promise to God. Why should you intervene?
She 1: Because I am your mother and I will always come to your aid quicker than God.
[That had no connection with our conversation, but it made so much sense.]
---
He: Please keep your options open. Be strong. And keep away from boys.
She: Okay. I get the first two parts of your advice, what's this boys thing?
He: You're now ready for marriage and men are suspicious buggers, your marriage might not be smooth with the number of guys you know.
She: So get me a guy from the male friends I have or find a broad-minded husband.
He (after much thought): Actually..I think it's best you find a guy by yourself.
[My dad's lazy. OR I'm not going to make a really easy to handle wife. I'm tending toward the latter!]
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She: Bosco, will you remember I love you? My love will always keep you safe. Don't be angry all the time - the world is actually a good place. And please shag a female dog.
Bosco: *licks me*
She: Yes. A female like me..but a doggie version, okay? I don't like it that you shag male dogs. It gets me very disturbed, bujjikannalu.
Bosco: *looks at our other male dog approaching and gets excited*
She: See. Now you look at Munna and get horny. Keep away from him!!
Bosco: *shags Munna*
[Fuckin hell. Why me, God????]
---
She 1: Will the waiter scold me if I wasted some of the coffee?
She 2: Yes. He'll come here..do a Kathakalli dance, take a ruler, bend you over and spank you for wasting the coffee. How dare you waste it, huh?
[Waiters should be trained to do that ;p]
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She: Alright, sounds like a plan. I'll come over to your place by 11 and we can take it from there.
He: Sure. I'll make myself free by 12 then.
She: !@$@#$%#%
He: You'll anyway arrive late.
She: Hmph.
[I arrived at 12:30.]
---
After a lovely time together, we were sitting cuddled up and talking about this and that..and then..
He: Hey.
She: Hi?
He: Are you growing a beard?
She: !#$@#% Fuck you!!
[Yes. He can be stupid..but he's soo cute when he acts stupid!]
She 2: But Amma, that's my promise to God. Why should you intervene?
She 1: Because I am your mother and I will always come to your aid quicker than God.
[That had no connection with our conversation, but it made so much sense.]
---
He: Please keep your options open. Be strong. And keep away from boys.
She: Okay. I get the first two parts of your advice, what's this boys thing?
He: You're now ready for marriage and men are suspicious buggers, your marriage might not be smooth with the number of guys you know.
She: So get me a guy from the male friends I have or find a broad-minded husband.
He (after much thought): Actually..I think it's best you find a guy by yourself.
[My dad's lazy. OR I'm not going to make a really easy to handle wife. I'm tending toward the latter!]
---
She: Bosco, will you remember I love you? My love will always keep you safe. Don't be angry all the time - the world is actually a good place. And please shag a female dog.
Bosco: *licks me*
She: Yes. A female like me..but a doggie version, okay? I don't like it that you shag male dogs. It gets me very disturbed, bujjikannalu.
Bosco: *looks at our other male dog approaching and gets excited*
She: See. Now you look at Munna and get horny. Keep away from him!!
Bosco: *shags Munna*
[Fuckin hell. Why me, God????]
---
She 1: Will the waiter scold me if I wasted some of the coffee?
She 2: Yes. He'll come here..do a Kathakalli dance, take a ruler, bend you over and spank you for wasting the coffee. How dare you waste it, huh?
[Waiters should be trained to do that ;p]
---
She: Alright, sounds like a plan. I'll come over to your place by 11 and we can take it from there.
He: Sure. I'll make myself free by 12 then.
She: !@$@#$%#%
He: You'll anyway arrive late.
She: Hmph.
[I arrived at 12:30.]
---
After a lovely time together, we were sitting cuddled up and talking about this and that..and then..
He: Hey.
She: Hi?
He: Are you growing a beard?
She: !#$@#% Fuck you!!
[Yes. He can be stupid..but he's soo cute when he acts stupid!]
3 comments:
I forgot to add: Let poor Bosco be!! He is who he is! Accept him for what he is! Look on the bright side, he's not gonna shock you by bringing home illegitimate children one fine day!!! LOL!!! :))
:)
nice snippets of conversations, they made me smile ...
it all so uncannily makes sense...and Poor Bosco...gotta accept...Munna is Gonna be her...husband...eh...his husband...his wife...lol whatever
Bosco ji ko mera pyar... ;)
Nice reading...brought a smile rey...sach me...and yeah..
aie..kya bolti tu..?
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